August 23, 2014
caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

(via wtfml)

April 7, 2014

weaklinks:

math

image

-Washington, DC

(Source: 05px, via laugh-addict)

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Filed under: lol politics 
March 24, 2014
did-you-kno:

According to new research, imagining eating a specific food reduces your interest in that food, so you eat less of it.
Source 

what is this peter pan shit?

did-you-kno:

According to new research, imagining eating a specific food reduces your interest in that food, so you eat less of it.

Source 

what is this peter pan shit?

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Filed under: lol 
March 11, 2014

tothepeopleofearth:

really good prank idea:

take a friend’s phone, change the text message alert to a great fart sound.

Turn up the volume all the way and then text them at an opportune moment. 

OH WAIT!! You should also turn on  vibration mode too because then they might hear the fart and feel the vibration and then be CONVINCED THEY ACTUALLY FARTED!!

March 11, 2014

really good prank idea:

take a friend’s phone, change the text message alert to a great fart sound.

Turn up the volume all the way and then text them at an opportune moment. 

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Filed under: farts pranks asshole prank lol LOL 
March 11, 2014
those times your dashboard just works harmoniously 

those times your dashboard just works harmoniously 

January 9, 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

[theodd1sout]

perfect illustration of the phrase “Easier said than done.”

November 3, 2013
This is on the HELP / FAQ sections of Pinterest. 
"hawt pics of Gandalf"

This is on the HELP / FAQ sections of Pinterest. 

"hawt pics of Gandalf"

September 12, 2012
i made this today

i made this today

May 12, 2012

(via fapulos)

May 11, 2012
Obama: I like Coke
Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi
March 23, 2012
it’s as though mr. wonka is reading my mind

it’s as though mr. wonka is reading my mind

(via dlovepomeranz)

March 16, 2012
i’m kinda buzzed and this is really funny

i’m kinda buzzed and this is really funny

(via wtfml)

March 3, 2012

..whoever chose that song should be very proud of themselves…

thedailywhat:

Family Vacation Photos of the Day: You know a family vacation isn’t going very well when the kids promise dad they’ll be loud if he doesn’t turn the car around and go home.

[reddit.]

(Source: thedailywhat)

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Filed under: LOL 
February 27, 2012

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