July 23, 2014

babybuttercups:

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

image

(via laugh-addict)

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Filed under: oops 
July 22, 2014
did-you-kno:

Studies have shown that children that excel at lying tend to become successful adults.
Source

did-you-kno:

Studies have shown that children that excel at lying tend to become successful adults.

Source

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Filed under: denied 
July 14, 2014
embrace-the-oddness:

barcastic:

embrace-the-oddness do you have this in the USA? if you dont its the best drink ever its like fanta but x100000 better like its refreshing and you taste more orange anyway if you ever come across balkan drink it!!!!

No we don’t! But I do believe I tried it when I went to Europe

yes we do. you need to better explore your own country. 

embrace-the-oddness:

barcastic:

embrace-the-oddness do you have this in the USA? if you dont its the best drink ever its like fanta but x100000 better like its refreshing and you taste more orange anyway if you ever come across balkan drink it!!!!

No we don’t! But I do believe I tried it when I went to Europe

yes we do. you need to better explore your own country. 

(via look---alive---sunshine)

July 14, 2014

unpopuler:

food will never break my heart

but the absence of it will

(via disorder)

July 14, 2014

stabs:

if you borrow my book and ruin it, i’ll ruin your face

(via disorder)

July 13, 2014

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

(Source: the-average-gatsby, via awesomeocelot)

July 13, 2014

clockworkgate:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.

Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Holy crap.

(via wtfml)

July 13, 2014
HA

HA

(via laugh-addict)

July 13, 2014
xanush:

tr-ibal:

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.
Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water
After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.
Show you care & Reblog.
always

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

xanush:

tr-ibal:

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.

Show you care & Reblog.

always

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

(Source: charitywaterproject, via laugh-addict)

July 12, 2014
squashed:


virtualephemera:

englishprof:

Facebook Users Denounce Steven Spielberg’s Senseless Killing of Dinosaurs
For what it’s worth, I showed the above picture to my 3.5-year-old son, whose entire knowledge of the movie has been gleaned from like four YouTube clips. Here’s a transcript of our conversation:

Me: Hey. What’s this?Son: A dinosaur.Me: What kind?Son: Triceratops. Me: What’s it from?Son: I don’t know—ummm, oh, Jurassic Park!Me: Thank you.Son: Why was that triceratops sick?


The mystery of what caused dinosaur extinction has finally be solved.
Damn you, Spielberg. You son of a bitch.

"If time travel were possible, why don’t we see all the time travelers?"
Why? Because you’re too boring. Who wants to visit this century. The time travelers are obviously all hunting dinosaurs to extinction.

squashed:

virtualephemera:

englishprof:

Facebook Users Denounce Steven Spielberg’s Senseless Killing of Dinosaurs

For what it’s worth, I showed the above picture to my 3.5-year-old son, whose entire knowledge of the movie has been gleaned from like four YouTube clips. Here’s a transcript of our conversation:

Me: Hey. What’s this?
Son: A dinosaur.
Me: What kind?
Son: Triceratops.
Me: What’s it from?
Son: I don’t know—ummm, oh, Jurassic Park!
Me: Thank you.
Son: Why was that triceratops sick?

The mystery of what caused dinosaur extinction has finally be solved.

Damn you, Spielberg. You son of a bitch.

"If time travel were possible, why don’t we see all the time travelers?"

Why? Because you’re too boring. Who wants to visit this century. The time travelers are obviously all hunting dinosaurs to extinction.

July 11, 2014

samati:

skeletales:

This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha

reblogged before it was even finished.

(via wtfml)

July 6, 2014
thefreshprinceofburlington:

No sense of wonder.

thefreshprinceofburlington:

No sense of wonder.

(Source: supergengi, via laugh-addict)

July 4, 2014

When ANYBODY recounts a dream.

You’re thinking: “This shit better be good.”

And then it NEVER is. 

(Source: dogswithclogsblog, via ifc)

July 4, 2014
think-progress:

Arizona Professor Offers Extra Credit To Female Students Who Stop Shaving Their Armpits

easiest extra cred ever

think-progress:

Arizona Professor Offers Extra Credit To Female Students Who Stop Shaving Their Armpits

easiest extra cred ever

June 30, 2014
politicalprof:

If one cares what the facts are …

I wish when taxes were collected you could fill out a form choosing where your tax dollars were spent. Not that it would be feasible - because what if EVERYBODY picked Education and then our nation became filled with a bunch of smart kids that felt supported and nurtured by their government and then they grew up to solve all the fiscal problems and then all the problems and then America was made a better place. 
Yeah, It would never work. 

politicalprof:

If one cares what the facts are …

I wish when taxes were collected you could fill out a form choosing where your tax dollars were spent. Not that it would be feasible - because what if EVERYBODY picked Education and then our nation became filled with a bunch of smart kids that felt supported and nurtured by their government and then they grew up to solve all the fiscal problems and then all the problems and then America was made a better place. 

Yeah, It would never work. 

(via awesomeocelot)

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Filed under: budget 
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