April 15, 2014

perspective.

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April 13, 2014
chrystallene:

imglolz:

I set up a super cheap rig for watching Netflix and such in the shower

This is our future.

How long are your showers? Turn that shit off and get to cleaning. 

chrystallene:

imglolz:

I set up a super cheap rig for watching Netflix and such in the shower

This is our future.

How long are your showers? Turn that shit off and get to cleaning. 

WATER HOG

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Filed under: waterhog 
April 12, 2014
me, playing a new video game

me, playing a new video game

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April 11, 2014

policymic:

Watch: 3-minute animation explains why mass incarceration is horrible for all

- The U.S. has the highest incarceration rate in the world. 

 - 41% of people have been arrested by age 23. 

 - Children as young as 13 years old have been sentenced to die in prison. 

 - Some institutions pay more than $100,000 per year per prisoner.

 - Less than 25% of crime reduction can be attributed to incarceration.  

- Mass incarceration is a $75 billion per year “failed experiment.”

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April 10, 2014
Sorry Rolling Stone, but John Hancock Didn't Sign the Constitution

"Yeah but his name has ‘cock’ hidden in it and we all thought how funny/sexy/entertaining/muchmoneywe’dmake if we put it on the small of her back sooooooo….."

(Source: policymic)

April 10, 2014

harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

report this blog

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April 10, 2014
did-you-kno:

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This is exactly why beer costs so much at big events. So you won’t binge and tear the fucking stadium apart with all your personal issues. 
So your behavior may be controlled in the more subtle way of taking all your money. 

did-you-kno:

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This is exactly why beer costs so much at big events. So you won’t binge and tear the fucking stadium apart with all your personal issues. 

So your behavior may be controlled in the more subtle way of taking all your money. 

April 7, 2014
"At this point I have a request for our fans. If any of you in any way hate homosexuals, people of different color, or women, please do this one favor for us — leave us the fuck alone! Don’t come to our shows and don’t buy our records. - Kurt Cobain (1992)"

— (via fuckyeah1990s)

April 7, 2014

weaklinks:

math

image

-Washington, DC

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Filed under: lol politics 
April 6, 2014
thehamsteroflife:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

di-stressing:

it’s a shame the original caption for this is gone bc it was a really nice story. An author decided he wanted his 2000-ish word essay tattooed onto people, but only one word per person, if someone was to die, the story would be gone.It’s kind of amazing to think, imagine being that author and having a story that could never be read, yet it could be anywhere in the world. idk man I just think it’s pretty incredible.

"Shelley Jackson’s Skin project, a 2095-word story published exclusively in tattoos, one word each on as many willing volunteers, so it can never be read in its proper order, but just exists, pulsing, out in the world at all times."

do you realize what this is saying?you are part of a big story.if you were gone, the whole story would have something missing.this is great.

thehamsteroflife:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

di-stressing:

it’s a shame the original caption for this is gone bc it was a really nice story. An author decided he wanted his 2000-ish word essay tattooed onto people, but only one word per person, if someone was to die, the story would be gone.

It’s kind of amazing to think, imagine being that author and having a story that could never be read, yet it could be anywhere in the world. idk man I just think it’s pretty incredible.

"Shelley Jackson’s Skin project, a 2095-word story published exclusively in tattoos, one word each on as many willing volunteers, so it can never be read in its proper order, but just exists, pulsing, out in the world at all times."

do you realize what this is saying?
you are part of a big story.
if you were gone, the whole story would have something missing.
this is great.

(via awesomeocelot)

April 6, 2014

liamdryden:

but-letspretend:

thegreatbigfour:

lil-miss-choc:

608474:

Lucy (2014)

An action film.

With a female lead.

Played by Scarlett Johanssen

With no love interest.

With superpowers.

And Morgan Freeman.

I had no idea how much I wanted this until this moment.

image

TOO EXCITED

I knew NOTHING of this movie until five minutes ago and that is a CRIME because I NEED IT

what Limitless SHOULD have been. 

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April 6, 2014

eloquent and powerful 

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April 1, 2014

rocketssurgery:

stjimmyjazz:

butterscotchcreys:

wytchprincess:

gender-inverse big bang theory with a bunch of smart girls who act condescending to their hot male neighbor

     

If this was the show, I would actually watch The Big Bang Theory

image

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March 30, 2014
johnnyis:

whisperingghosts:

stardogchampion:

Sean Bean is the fucking man.

It left out the part where he was defending a female friend from a creep in the fight and how he used a first aid kit to stitch up his own stab wound.

One does not simply walk into a hospital.

johnnyis:

whisperingghosts:

stardogchampion:

Sean Bean is the fucking man.

It left out the part where he was defending a female friend from a creep in the fight and how he used a first aid kit to stitch up his own stab wound.

One does not simply walk into a hospital.

(Source: theunknowncompanion, via wtfml)

March 30, 2014

letterstomycountry:

pistoleighta:

navithefairy:

semi-okayish-vibes:

casualdorkpatrol:

florida-project:

Jazz for Cows

this is the best thing i have ever seen

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

Jazz for your cow

this made me happy

the universal language 

LTMC: Cows love jazz.

i’ll never eat you 

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