August 24, 2014

muzzzza-udddin:

I hope I can use that line one day

(Source: alphalewolf, via appareciums)

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Filed under: to be rich 
August 24, 2014
tastefullyoffensive:

Spotted in Northampton, Massachusetts. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Spotted in Northampton, Massachusetts. [via]

August 23, 2014
caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

(via wtfml)

July 31, 2014
'Bye Sierra': A Slightly Angry Queer Response to the Sierra Mannie Controversy

A great response to an article about the appropriation of black femininity by gay, white men that can be found here: Dear White Gays

July 23, 2014

babybuttercups:

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

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Filed under: oops 
July 22, 2014
did-you-kno:

Studies have shown that children that excel at lying tend to become successful adults.
Source

did-you-kno:

Studies have shown that children that excel at lying tend to become successful adults.

Source

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Filed under: denied 
July 14, 2014
embrace-the-oddness:

barcastic:

embrace-the-oddness do you have this in the USA? if you dont its the best drink ever its like fanta but x100000 better like its refreshing and you taste more orange anyway if you ever come across balkan drink it!!!!

No we don’t! But I do believe I tried it when I went to Europe

yes we do. you need to better explore your own country. 

embrace-the-oddness:

barcastic:

embrace-the-oddness do you have this in the USA? if you dont its the best drink ever its like fanta but x100000 better like its refreshing and you taste more orange anyway if you ever come across balkan drink it!!!!

No we don’t! But I do believe I tried it when I went to Europe

yes we do. you need to better explore your own country. 

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July 14, 2014

unpopuler:

food will never break my heart

but the absence of it will

(via disorder)

July 14, 2014

stabs:

if you borrow my book and ruin it, i’ll ruin your face

(via disorder)

July 13, 2014

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

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July 13, 2014

clockworkgate:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.

Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Holy crap.

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July 13, 2014
HA

HA

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July 13, 2014
xanush:

tr-ibal:

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.
Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water
After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.
Show you care & Reblog.
always

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

xanush:

tr-ibal:

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.

Show you care & Reblog.

always

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

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July 12, 2014
squashed:


virtualephemera:

englishprof:

Facebook Users Denounce Steven Spielberg’s Senseless Killing of Dinosaurs
For what it’s worth, I showed the above picture to my 3.5-year-old son, whose entire knowledge of the movie has been gleaned from like four YouTube clips. Here’s a transcript of our conversation:

Me: Hey. What’s this?Son: A dinosaur.Me: What kind?Son: Triceratops. Me: What’s it from?Son: I don’t know—ummm, oh, Jurassic Park!Me: Thank you.Son: Why was that triceratops sick?


The mystery of what caused dinosaur extinction has finally be solved.
Damn you, Spielberg. You son of a bitch.

"If time travel were possible, why don’t we see all the time travelers?"
Why? Because you’re too boring. Who wants to visit this century. The time travelers are obviously all hunting dinosaurs to extinction.

squashed:

virtualephemera:

englishprof:

Facebook Users Denounce Steven Spielberg’s Senseless Killing of Dinosaurs

For what it’s worth, I showed the above picture to my 3.5-year-old son, whose entire knowledge of the movie has been gleaned from like four YouTube clips. Here’s a transcript of our conversation:

Me: Hey. What’s this?
Son: A dinosaur.
Me: What kind?
Son: Triceratops.
Me: What’s it from?
Son: I don’t know—ummm, oh, Jurassic Park!
Me: Thank you.
Son: Why was that triceratops sick?

The mystery of what caused dinosaur extinction has finally be solved.

Damn you, Spielberg. You son of a bitch.

"If time travel were possible, why don’t we see all the time travelers?"

Why? Because you’re too boring. Who wants to visit this century. The time travelers are obviously all hunting dinosaurs to extinction.

July 11, 2014

samati:

skeletales:

This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha

reblogged before it was even finished.

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