I hope I can use that line one day
the best headline i’ve ever read.
yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.
This is amazing
OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.
A great response to an article about the appropriation of black femininity by gay, white men that can be found here: Dear White Gays
when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met
Studies have shown that children that excel at lying tend to become successful adults.
embrace-the-oddness do you have this in the USA? if you dont its the best drink ever its like fanta but x100000 better like its refreshing and you taste more orange anyway if you ever come across balkan drink it!!!!
No we don’t! But I do believe I tried it when I went to Europe
yes we do. you need to better explore your own country.
I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this.
We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.
Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975
I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.
Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water
After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.
Show you care & Reblog.
If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.
For what it’s worth, I showed the above picture to my 3.5-year-old son, whose entire knowledge of the movie has been gleaned from like four YouTube clips. Here’s a transcript of our conversation:
Me: Hey. What’s this?
Son: A dinosaur.
Me: What kind?
Me: What’s it from?
Son: I don’t know—ummm, oh, Jurassic Park!
Me: Thank you.
Son: Why was that triceratops sick?
The mystery of what caused dinosaur extinction has finally be solved.
Damn you, Spielberg. You son of a bitch.
"If time travel were possible, why don’t we see all the time travelers?"
Why? Because you’re too boring. Who wants to visit this century. The time travelers are obviously all hunting dinosaurs to extinction.