I set up a super cheap rig for watching Netflix and such in the shower
This is our future.
How long are your showers? Turn that shit off and get to cleaning.
- The U.S. has the highest incarceration rate in the world.
- 41% of people have been arrested by age 23.
- Children as young as 13 years old have been sentenced to die in prison.
- Some institutions pay more than $100,000 per year per prisoner.
- Less than 25% of crime reduction can be attributed to incarceration.
- Mass incarceration is a $75 billion per year “failed experiment.”
"Yeah but his name has ‘cock’ hidden in it and we all thought how funny/sexy/entertaining/muchmoneywe’dmake if we put it on the small of her back sooooooo….."
This is exactly why beer costs so much at big events. So you won’t binge and tear the fucking stadium apart with all your personal issues.
So your behavior may be controlled in the more subtle way of taking all your money.
— (via fuckyeah1990s)
it’s a shame the original caption for this is gone bc it was a really nice story. An author decided he wanted his 2000-ish word essay tattooed onto people, but only one word per person, if someone was to die, the story would be gone.
It’s kind of amazing to think, imagine being that author and having a story that could never be read, yet it could be anywhere in the world. idk man I just think it’s pretty incredible.
"Shelley Jackson’s Skin project, a 2095-word story published exclusively in tattoos, one word each on as many willing volunteers, so it can never be read in its proper order, but just exists, pulsing, out in the world at all times."
do you realize what this is saying?
you are part of a big story.
if you were gone, the whole story would have something missing.
this is great.
An action film.
With a female lead.
Played by Scarlett Johanssen
With no love interest.
And Morgan Freeman.
I had no idea how much I wanted this until this moment.
I knew NOTHING of this movie until five minutes ago and that is a CRIME because I NEED IT
what Limitless SHOULD have been.
gender-inverse big bang theory with a bunch of smart girls who act condescending to their hot male neighbor
If this was the show, I would actually watch The Big Bang Theory
Sean Bean is the fucking man.
It left out the part where he was defending a female friend from a creep in the fight and how he used a first aid kit to stitch up his own stab wound.
One does not simply walk into a hospital.
Jazz for Cows
this is the best thing i have ever seen
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
Jazz for your cow
this made me happy
the universal language
LTMC: Cows love jazz.
i’ll never eat you
congratulations to wikipedia for choosing the worst photos of every actor for the sidebar picture.